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A Modest Opinion -- The Best Place on Earth … granted you’re not an artist

2006 Academy Award winners, and badass gangsters, Three Six Mafia couldn’t have put it any better, “It’s hard out here for a pimp”, and now everyone in the BC arts community is starting to feel it. Ever since Gordo announced the Liberals 2010 budget revealing their plans to cut over 50 per cent of the funding to the arts in BC, the proverbial crap has been hitting the proverbial fan, with the most recent wad of crap being the resignation of BC Arts Council Chair Jane Danzo.

Now in
the n… Continue

Posted on August 30, 2010 at 11:30am —

A Modest Opinion -- Man, I had a dollar...

In what would have been the smartest career decision I’d have ever made, (shadowed only by my planned campaign to be Supreme leader of the planned 2020 Moon colony) I, apparently, could have purchased Newsweek for one dollar. Instead, however, while I was trying to figure out if after the conversion it was really worth it, Sydney Harman, who is better known for selling FM radios than running news publications, (I don’t really think he’s actually known for anything) swooped in and purchased it. (… Continue

Posted on August 16, 2010 at 10:35am —

A Modest Opinion -- Census This!

It looks like Harps has created a little bit of controversy again, this time with his decisions to make the additional 53-question census form optional. (Don’t worry Harps, I’ve got your back, just prorogue parliament until this whole thing blows over. Remember that whole Hostage Torture controversy? Yea, me either.)

Now, don’t get me
wrong, but I’m convinced that Harps is literally the only politician that could create a controversy around making something that everyone hates, like the… Continue

Posted on August 3, 2010 at 9:30am —

A Modest Opinion -- You Can't Silence Me, Black Press!

BC publisher, Black Press, which recently purchased 11 community newspapers, will be shutting down four of the purchased papers (obviously realizing they, stupidly, bought 11 of the same thing). Black Press CEO Rick O’Connor admits this will result in the loss of up to 40 jobs. (Wait, it takes 10 people to run a newspaper? But I’ve been singlehandedly floating this one since I started.)

Now, I’m not
saying that you shouldn’t be surprised but, when a company called Black Press buys you,… Continue

Posted on July 19, 2010 at 10:30am —

A Modest Opinion -- Viva La Revolution

As I’m sure most of you have come to realize there are quite a few things that I am an expert on. These include, but are not limited to: superheroes; global warming; living on the Moon; the HST; and how to say, “where’s the washroom” in almost every language. (Seriously, who really knows how to speak ancient Mayan besides Mel Gibson?) However, one thing you may not know I’m an expert in is revolution (I’ve seen Les Mis at least three times). So, with the recent wave of protest taking place in To… Continue

Posted on July 5, 2010 at 12:00pm — 1 Comment

“They call me Izzy with the J-O-N-E-S/And when I step on stage, Yes the ladies do undress.”

My parents named me Nathaniel Moher -- but only so they could call me Natty. I grew up on a small Island, it's given me kind of a skewed view on life. I work in the film industry, sometimes I even make my own movies. I run this thing called More Better Productions, we're currently developing a TV show that I created, it's going to be huge. I'm also writing my first feature film. I like to write, I think I am good at it – though grammar and punctuation are not my friends. To be honest the amount of screenwriting books I own, and have only thumbed through, out number the amount of girls I have brought home to my bed. Some of the stuff I write ends up here, some of the stuff I write ends up in The Flying Shingle (Where I pretend I know, and care, more about the state of the world than I do), and most of my stuff sits in notebooks on my desk -- that's the stuff that makes me cry. I've apparently decided I can act, or rather, play myself while there is a camera around. I have a dream that someday girls will talk about me the same way they talk about Johnny Depp - though I have an aversion to being in public with a mustache. I pretend to make music. I love Hip Hop, but if you don't I can't blame you. Because sometimes I hate it too, and I've realized that being a thirty year old rapper isn't something I want. I am a member of the exclusive Billionaires Club, that's all I can say. I Google my own name a lot, it always comes up with the same results - I'm not that famous. I have a beard - I got this whole bohemian thing going on. I gotta say it works for me. I don't shower that much - it’s all right though. Sometimes I like to spend days doing nothing, sometimes I don't go to work when I should, sometimes I work to much - I might be a walking contradiction, I might be a walking hypocrite. I was in love with a girl once, her lips tasted like sugar cookies. We're not in love anymore, It's cool though cause, I still like sugar cookies. I want to apologize to anyone I've ever hurt, intentionally or unintentionally. Sometimes I am not the man I want to be - Sometimes I am the single greatest living being. I live in a fantasy world where my delusions of grandeur seem normal, and my actions have no effect on others. I wish I could make a difference in the world, sometimes I try my hardest to do so. One of these days I will rule the world, though don’t count on it being anytime soon. Someday you'll regret not sleeping with me...

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