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A Modest Opinion -- All politicians can't be Hitler

As you’ve all come to learn I’m one of the most serious, upstanding, and well-respected journalists of our time. In fact, I rank at the top of the list. Call me Woodward or Bernstein (though I probably wouldn’t respond, because that’s not my name). So, as a serious journalist, I feel that my peers (as I’m obliged to call them) are doing the world and its people a great disservice. What is it, you ask? Great question. My peers are doing you a disservice in continuously comparing all politician

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Posted on March 16, 2010 at 1:00pm —

A Modest Opinion -- Global Warming: Maybe still an issue

I’ve been feeling a little confused for some time now. First they tell me that the polar ice caps are melting (which got me all excited because I’d finally get to live in a beach-front home), and then they go and tell me that scientists just made the whole thing up (if I remember my own reporting correctly, as an excuse to beat people up). I just didn’t know what to believe. But, thankfully, the United Nations (the only organization who knows as much about the world as I do

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Posted on March 9, 2010 at 3:30am —

A Modest Opinion -- Because I'm a real journalist

Alright, time for me to own up. My last article may have been a little light on the news thing, and as a real journalist I can’t stand for that (and will place most of the blame on
Mr. Greg Orwen). So I’m going to put on my hard-hitting investigative
journalist fedora and examine what’s really going on in the world. And
boy did I pick a good week because there is a lot going on, which is a
relief, because I was worried that all I would have to publish was my
100,000 word es

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Posted on February 22, 2010 at 12:14pm —

A Modest Opinion — Passing on the ‘reigns’

There comes a time in every journalist’s life when it’s time for them to hang up the typewriter.
When all the clandestine meetings in underground parking lots, late

nights spent in front of a microfiche, and scanning a thesaurus for

variations of the word investigated, just becomes another day at the

office. It loses that Je ne sais quoi. All journalists, yes, even me,

have a shelf life and I’ve decided to go out when I’m on top as opposed

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Posted on February 9, 2010 at 7:20pm —

A Modest Opinion -- No Government Till March

In an attempt to prove what I’ve always suspected, that the Canadian government doesn’t really do anything, Stephen Harper has, in what will soon be coined “pulling a Harper”, prorogued Parliament again, pushing the original Jan. 25 start date to March 3. So as we are all forced to recover from a booze and nicotine fueled holiday (my therapist keeps insisting that this isn’t the way most people celebrate the holidays. She may be right, though I honestly can’t remember) and head back to work, our… Continue

Posted on January 22, 2010 at 7:35am —

“They call me Izzy with the J-O-N-E-S/And when I step on stage, Yes the ladies do undress.”

My parents named me Nathaniel Moher -- but only so they could call me Natty. I grew up on a small Island, it's given me kind of a skewed view on life. I work in the film industry, sometimes I even make my own movies. I run this thing called More Better Productions, we're currently developing a TV show that I created, it's going to be huge. I'm also writing my first feature film. I like to write, I think I am good at it – though grammar and punctuation are not my friends. To be honest the amount of screenwriting books I own, and have only thumbed through, out number the amount of girls I have brought home to my bed. Some of the stuff I write ends up here, some of the stuff I write ends up in The Flying Shingle (Where I pretend I know, and care, more about the state of the world than I do), and most of my stuff sits in notebooks on my desk -- that's the stuff that makes me cry. I've apparently decided I can act, or rather, play myself while there is a camera around. I have a dream that someday girls will talk about me the same way they talk about Johnny Depp - though I have an aversion to being in public with a mustache. I pretend to make music. I love Hip Hop, but if you don't I can't blame you. Because sometimes I hate it too, and I've realized that being a thirty year old rapper isn't something I want. I am a member of the exclusive Billionaires Club, that's all I can say. I Google my own name a lot, it always comes up with the same results - I'm not that famous. I have a beard - I got this whole bohemian thing going on. I gotta say it works for me. I don't shower that much - it’s all right though. Sometimes I like to spend days doing nothing, sometimes I don't go to work when I should, sometimes I work to much - I might be a walking contradiction, I might be a walking hypocrite. I was in love with a girl once, her lips tasted like sugar cookies. We're not in love anymore, It's cool though cause, I still like sugar cookies. I want to apologize to anyone I've ever hurt, intentionally or unintentionally. Sometimes I am not the man I want to be - Sometimes I am the single greatest living being. I live in a fantasy world where my delusions of grandeur seem normal, and my actions have no effect on others. I wish I could make a difference in the world, sometimes I try my hardest to do so. One of these days I will rule the world, though don’t count on it being anytime soon. Someday you'll regret not sleeping with me...

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